Zuckerman's Famous Pig

Do you remember the story "Charlotte's Web" by E.B. White? It is about a pig named Wilbur who befriends a spider named Charlotte. When Wilbur is in danger of being slaughtered by the farmer, Charlotte writes messages praising Wilbur in her web in order to persuade the farmer to let Wilbur live.

Well, minus the pig and the farmer and this story is about us. We have the most amazing spider residing in our front yard. He, or she has spun a web right in the middle of the yard, about five feet from the house and eight feet from the tree...all anyone can say is "wow, that's amazing." And it truly is.

I am sure that if we had a pig, he and this spider would be best friends. And before long our intellegent spider would start writing things in its web like "Best Pig Ever" and "The Lamar Pig Rules." I just know it.